Mine was really offensive......But I promise you all I'm nothing like that!!
*is embarassed*

MEME
Rules:
- Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
- Post the first definition it gives you.
- Tag 3 people.

1) Name?

Courtney- 1.)an oral giving machine...dirty mouth
WARNING!the courtney is very dangerous and can often be contagious, destroying life after life.

NOW THATS JUST OFFENSIVE.


2) Your age?

Any girl under eighteen who lies about her age. Closley related to the term jailbait but more devious.


3) One of your friends?

Michaela- one of the most perfect women ever to walk the face of the earth.The most beautiful thing a man will ever lay his eyes upon. A complete fucking angel.

4) What you should be doing?

Sleeping- a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

5) Favorite Color?

Blue- The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6) Birthplace?

New Zealand- A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).

Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.

Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.
You can't go to heaven until you've checked out New Zealand first.


7) Birth month?

May- may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away
"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"

8) Last person that you've talked to?

My Friend, Ashleigh- A really beautiful girl. Often loves and cares for many people

9) One of your nicknames?

Courtz- a really awesome chick who is a mini iverson, that loves to thro random shots at the baseketball hoop...